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Games played in The Miracle of Swindon Town Series.

OverallEdit

Played W L D GF GA
Friendly 1 1 0 0 4 0
League 140 83 15 42 245 79
Cup

38

30 4 4 55 18
Europe 36 12 7 17 31 22
Total 215 126 26 63 335 119

Teams PlayedEdit

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Team Played W L D GF GA
Arsenal 5 0 1 4 6 7
Aston Villa 6 5 1 0 9 5
Atlético Madrid 2 0 0 2 1 1
Barnsley 5 4 1 0 15 3
Beşiktaş JK 2 0 2 0 0 2
Birmingham City 5 2 0 3 5 2
Blackburn Rovers 3 0 1 2 1 2
Blackpool 3 3 0 0 5 0
Bolton Wanderers 6 3 2 1 6 5
Borussia Dortmund 1 1 0 0 0 0
Brentford 1 1 0 0 8 3
Brighton & Hove Albion 1 1 0 0 3 0
Bristol City 1 1 0 0 3 0
Burnley 2 2 0 0 4 0
Cardiff City 3 3 0 0 5 0
CD Nacional 2 0 0 2 0 0
Charlton Athletic 2 2 0 0 8 2
Chelsea 7 4 1 2 7 4
Colchester United 3 3 0 0 4 0
Coventry City 2 1 0 1 3 0
Crystal Palace 2 2 0 0 10 1
Derby County 3 2 0 1 5 0
Everton 5 2 1 2 3 3
Exeter City 1 0 0 1 1 1
FC Porto 2 1 0 1 2 1
FC Twente 1 0 1 0 0 1
Fenerbahçe S.K. 4 1 1 2 5 4
Fulham 8 5 0 3 7 1
Helsingborgs IF 2 1 0 1 2 0
Huddersfield Town 1 1 0 0 3 0
Hull City 2 2 0 0 3 0
Ipswich Town 2 2 0 0 8 1
KAA Gent 2 1 0 1 2 1
Leeds United 1 1 0 0 2 1
Leyton Orient 1 1 0 0 6 0
Liverpool 6 2 1 3 5 6
Lokomotiv Moscow 2 1 0 1 1 0
Manchester City 6 1 1 4 5 5
Manchester United 8 3 2 3 6 6
Middlesbrough 2 1 0 1 3 2
Milton Keynes Dons 1 1 0 0 3 0
Newcastle United 7 2 0 5 6 4
Norwich City 2 2 0 0 8 0
Nottingham Forest 2 2 0 0 4 1
Notts County 3 2 1 0 9 4
Peterborough United 3 1 1 1 1 1
Queens Park Rangers 4 2 0 2 5 1
Reading 2 2 0 0 7 0
Rochdale 1 1 0 0 4 2
Ruch Chorzów 1 1 0 0 4 0
Sampdoria 2 0 2 0 0 3
SC Braga 1 1 0 0 1 0
Scunthorpe United 3 3 0 0 11 0
Sevilla FC 4 2 0 2 5 2
Sheffield Wednesday 2 2 0 0 11 1
Slavia Praha 2 2 0 0 3 0
Southampton 1 1 0 0 5 0
Stoke City 6 4 1 1 8 2
Sunderland 5 3 1 1 5 1
Swansea City 3 3 0 0 9 5
Tottenham Hotspur 6 4 1 1 8 4
Valencia CF 2 1 1 0 2 3
Viktoria Plzeň 1 0 0 1 2 2
Villarreal CF 2 0 0 2 1 1
Walsall 1 1 0 0 2 1
Watford 1 1 0 0 4 1
West Bromwich Albion 5 3 0 2 4 1
West Ham United 4 3 0 1 6 1
Wigan Athletic 9 6 1 2 15 5
Wolverhampton Wanderers 4 4 0 0 9 1
Zenit Saint Petersburg 2 0 0 2 1 1


Season 2010-2011Edit

Played W L D GF GA
Friendly 1 1 0 0 4 0
League 12 11 0 1 42 8
Cup 2 1 1 0 2 2
Europe 0 0 0 0 0 0
Total 15 13 1 1 48 10

Video #1: What's Wrong with the American Economy?Edit

Competition: Friendly

Notes: 1st Video

07 Sept 2011 Swindon Town 4 - 0 Ruch Chorzów Court Lane

Referee: Kristoffer Frohlander

Bald John Green 24'

Bald John Green 28'

Bald John Green 50'

Bald John Green 60'

Video #2: Red Green's Warm UrineEdit

Competition: League 1

Notes: Introduction of Other John Green

08 Sept 2011 Swindon Town 3 - 0 Milton Keynes Dons
Bald John Green 2'

Other John Green 23'

Other John Green 81'

Video #3: Pants the CatEdit

Competition: League 1

10 Sept 2011 Swindon Town 6 - 0 Leyton Orient
Other John Green 9'

Stone Cold Cteve Austin 20'

Stone Cold Cteve Austin 22'

Other John Green 29'

Stone Cold Cteve Austin 44'

Stone Cold Cteve Austin 71'

Video #4: My Relationship to NicotineEdit

Competition: League 1

Notes: Bald John Green now has a moustache. Difficulty upgraded to semi-professional.

13 Sept 2011 Swindon Town 4 - 2 Rochdale
Other John Green 6'

Bald John Green 13'

Bald John Green 45'

D. Prutton 89'

(Y) P. Caddis 90'

60' J. Thompson

90' B. Barry-Murphy (PEN)

Video #5: First Date with the YetiEdit

Competition: League 1

14 Sept 2011 Swindon Town 2 - 0 Colchester United

Other John Green 54'

Bald John Green 72'

Video #6: The Hardest ThingEdit

Competition: League 1

Notes: First game played in snow. Played in white instead of red. The first draw for the Swoodilypoopers.

16 Sept 2011 Swindon Town 1 - 1 Exeter City
Bald John Green 63' 90' J. O'Flynn

Video #7: How I Got EngagedEdit

Competition: League 1

Notes: Played in white instead of red.

19 Sept 2011 Swindon Town 2 - 0 Charlton Athletic
Bald John Green 19'

Other John Green 39'

(Y) Sir Swoodilypooper Cuthbert 76'

Video #8: Breaking Up is HardEdit

Competition: League 1

Notes: First game for Leroy Williamson

20 Sept 2011 Swindon Town 4 - 1 Notts County
Other John Green 45'

Bald John Green 54'

Other John Green 61'

Other John Green 90'

17' L. Hughes

Video #9 & #10: John's ex-girlfriend, Dave Mustaine & Extra Time!Edit

Competition: F.A. Cup

Notes: The game ran into extra time, so was split into two episodes. First game against a Premier League Club.

21/22 Sept 2011 Swindon Town 2 - 1 Wigan Athletic
Bald John Green 63'

Other John Green 100'

53' H. Rodallega

79' (Y) S. Gohouri

Video #11: PranksEdit

Competition: League 1

24 Sept 2011 Swindon Town 5 - 0 Southampton
Other John Green 17'

Other John Green 29'

Bald John Green 67'

Leroy Williamson 75'

Bald John Green 90'

Video #12: Lars UlrichEdit

Competition: League 1

26 Sept 2011 Swindon Town 8 - 3 Brentford
Bald John Green 9'

Other John Green 22'

F. Bolzoni 30'

Other John Green 51'

Leroy Williamson 54'

Leroy Williamson 58'

Bald John Green 67'

Other John Green 90'

38' C. MacDonald

43' C. MacDonald

71' M. Bean

Video #13: DrunkEdit

Competition: League 1

27 Sept 2011 Swindon Town 3 - 0 Brighton & Hove Albion
Other John Green 37'

J. McGovern 66'

Bald John Green 79'

Video #14: Axl RoseEdit

Competition: League 1

28 Sept 2011 Swindon Town 2 - 0 Sheffield Wednesday
Leroy Williamson 3'

Other John Green 88'

Video #15: Yeti in High SchoolEdit

Competition: League 1

29 Sept 2011 Swindon Town 2 - 1 Walsall
Voluptuous Péricard 14'

Voluptuous Péricard 21'

(Y) J. Lecsinel 45'

(Y) S. Morrison 45'

45' J. Macken

Video #16: The FA Cup FinalEdit

Competition: F.A. Cup

Notes: The first cup final and the first loss for the Swoodilypoopers. The first game with substitutions. This started a rivalry between the two clubs.

30 Sept 2011 Swindon Town 0 - 1 Manchester United
99' M. Carrick

80' (R) W. Brown

Season 2011-2012Edit

Played W L D GF GA
Friendly 0 0 0 0 0 0
League 32 30 0 2 105 13
Cup 5 4 1 0 12 3
Europe 3 0 3 0 0 4
Total 40 34 4 2 117 20


Video #17: Football IRLEdit

Competition: Championship

Notes: First Game of the season

5 Oct 2011 Swindon Town 6 - 0 Scunthorpe United
Leroy Williamson 14'

Bald John Green 52'

Bald John Green 56'

Bald John Green 65'

Other John Green 69'

Other John Green 90'

(Y) Other John Green 65'

Video #18: The Ballad of Bald John GreenEdit

Competition: Championship

6 Oct 2011 Swindon Town 7 - 1 Barnsley
Bald John Green 22'

Bald John Green 36'

Other John Green 41'

Other John Green 45'

Bald John Green 62'

Other John Green 68'

Stone Cold Cteve Austin 87'

58' G. Lovre

Video #19: Sketch ComedyEdit

Competition: Championship

11 Oct 2011 Swindon Town 3 - 0 Bristol City
Stone Cold Cteve Austin 48'

Voluptuous Péricard 56'

Stone Cold Cteve Austin 72'

Video #20: Growing Up With HankEdit

Competition: Championship

Notes: Wigan Athletic confirmed as Hated Rivals. Bald John Green is injured and is out for 40 days.

12 Oct 2011 Swindon Town 3 - 1 Wigan Athletic
Stone Cold Cteve Austin 50'

Other John Green 79'

Other John Green 85'

5' F. di Santo

Video #21: Tragedy and TriumphEdit

Competition: Championship

14 Oct 2011 Swindon Town 9 - 1 Sheffield Wednesday
Other John Green 21'

Stone Cold Cteve Austin 27'

Other John Green 32'

Other John Green 35'

Other John Green 40'

Parry Parry 43'

Other John Green 55'

Stone Cold Cteve Austin 67'

French de Lalalana 77'

(Y) Other John Green 68'

47' C. Morrison

Video #22: Professional LevelEdit

Competition: League Cup

Notes: First Game on Professional Skill Level

18 Oct 2011 Swindon Town 0 - 2 Notts County

(Y) Leroy Williamson 68'

40' B. Burgess

59' K. Pearce

Video #23: Famous PeopleEdit

Competition: Championship

Notes: First Nil - Nil Draw

19 Oct 2011 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Coventry City

Video #24: Fat LucasEdit

Competition: Euro League

Notes: First game in Europe. First Red Card.

20 Oct 2011 Swindon Town 0 - 1 FC Twente
(R) Sir Swoodilypooper Cuthbert 11' 52' E. Bajrami

Video #25: Maureen JohnsonEdit

Competition: Championship

Notes: Voluptuous Péricard was injured.

21 Oct 2011 Swindon Town 6 - 1 Crystal Palace
Stone Cold Cteve Austin 13'

Other John Green 27'

Other John Green 45'

Other John Green 47'

French de Lalalana 52'

Bodin Bodin 87'

35' C. Andrew

Video #26: Voluptuous PericardEdit

Competition: Championship

24 Oct 2011 Swindon Town 4 - 1 Watford
Stone Cold Cteve Austin 4'

Stone Cold Cteve Austin 16'

One Size Fitz Hall 32'

Other John Green 76'

(R) S. Ramsden 43'

13' D. Cowie

Video #27: Brotherhood 2.0Edit

Competition: Euro League

25 Oct 2011 Swindon Town 0 - 1 Sampdoria
63' G. Pazzini

54' (Y) A. Palombo

Video #28: Cteve AustinEdit

Competition: Championship

26 Oct 2011 Swindon Town 5 - 0 Reading
Other John Green 34'

Stone Cold Cteve Austin 40'

Other John Green 70'

Other John Green (PEN) 74'

Other John Green 88'

72' (Y) M. Mills

Video #29: Henry Green UpdateEdit

Competition: Euro League

Notes: Bald John Green returns after his injury.

27 Oct 2011 Swindon Town 0 - 2 Sampdoria
60' G. Pazzini

73' N. Pozzi

Video #30: WillyEdit

Competition: Championship

28 Oct 2011 Swindon Town 3 - 0 Norwich City
Sir Swoodilypooper Cuthbert 40'

Bald John Green 59'

Other John Green 90'

50' (Y) Z. Whitbread

Video #31: Henry's Origin StoryEdit

Competition: Championship

Notes: Voluptuous Péricard returns from injury.

31 Oct 2011 Swindon Town 3 - 0 Ipswich Town
Bald John Green 8'

Bald John Green 12'

Voluptuous Péricard 59'

(R) S. Morrison 90'

Video #32: Becoming a WriterEdit

Competition: Championship

1 Nov 2011 Swindon Town 2 - 0 Queens Park Rangers
French de Lalalana 55'

Beef Stock 80'

Video #33: Hospital ChaplainEdit

Competition: Championship

2 Nov 2011 Swindon Town 2 - 0 Nottingham Forest
Bald John Green 49'

Bald John Green 79'

Video #34: NanoWriMoEdit

Competition: Championship

3 Nov 2011 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Wigan Athletic

Video #35: Greek DebtEdit

Competition: Championship

4 Nov 2011 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Cardiff City
Other John Green 39'

Video #36: Writing for the MoviesEdit

Competition: Championship

7 Nov 2011 Swindon Town 3 - 2 Swansea City
Other John Green 24'

Parry Parry 26'

Other John Green 89'

83' S. Sinclair

90' S. Kuqi

Video #37: John's Job at Steak n ShakeEdit

Competition: Championship

8 Nov 2011 Swindon Town 5 - 0 Barnsley
Other John Green 41'

Gordon Taylor-Fletcher 45'

French de Lalalana 80'

Bald John Green 84'

Leroy Williamson 90'

Video #38: MURDERER!Edit

Competition: Championship

Notes: John claimed this was an F.A. Cup match, but it wasn't. He also claimed that Fat Lucas was playing, when Jean-Luc Picard Smith was instead playing his first game instead.

9 Nov 2011 Swindon Town 3 - 0 Coventry City
Bald John Green 45'

Other John Green 48'

Other John Green 52'

(R) One Size Fitz Hall 74'

Video #39: Zombie ApocalypseEdit

Competition: F.A. Cup

10 Nov 2011 Swindon Town 5 - 1 Notts County
Bald John Green 22'

Bald John Green 32'

Bald John Green 61'

French de Lalalana 87'

Other John Green 90'

90' C. Westcarr

Video #40: Areas of ExpertiseEdit

Competition: Championship

11 Nov 2011 Swindon Town 4 - 0 Crystal Palace
Other John Green 28'

Bald John Green 54'

Bald John Green 61'

One Size Fitz Hall 79'

Video #41: Writers I KnowEdit

Competition: Championship

15 Nov 2011 Swindon Town 2 - 0 Reading

Stone Cold Cteve Austin 67'

Voluptuous Péricard 89'

(Y) One Size Fitz Hall 69'

Video #42: Top 5 Favorite MoviesEdit

Competition: Championship

17 Nov 2011 Swindon Town 5 - 0 Norwich City

Other John Green 15'

Other John Green 45'

One Size Fitz Hall 63'

Bald John Green 71'

Z. Whitbread (OG) 88'

Video #43: Road TripEdit

Competition: Championship

18 Nov 2011 Swindon Town 6 - 2 Charlton Athletic

Voluptuous Péricard 30'

Other John Green 34'

Voluptuous Péricard 38'

Other John Green 51'

Voluptuous Péricard 69'

Voluptuous Péricard 78'

56' K. Youga

86' P. Benson

Video #44: AmsterdamEdit

Competition: Championship

21 Nov 2011 Swindon Town 1 - 0 West Bromwich Albion

One Size Fitz Hall 85'

Video #45: Football & LifeEdit

Competition: Championship

22 Nov 2011 Swindon Town 5 - 1 Ipswich Town

Bald John Green 9'

M. Puig (OG) 33'

Bald John Green 49'

Other John Green 68'

Other John Green 82'

11' J. Scotland

Video #46: Favorite TeachersEdit

Competition: Championship

23 Nov 2011 Swindon Town 3 - 0 Derby County

Other John Green 13'

Bald John Green 45'

Bald John Green 84'

Video #47: Top 5 AthletesEdit

Competition: F.A. Cup

24 Nov 2011 Swindon Town 3 - 0 Cardiff City

Other John Green 28'

Bald John Green 80'

Bald John Green 90'

Video #48: My Life as a ChildEdit

Competition: F.A. Cup

25 Nov 2011 Swindon Town 4 - 0 Stoke City

Bald John Green 16'

Bald John Green 24'

Other John Green 28'

French de Lalalana 59'

3' (Y) R. Shawcross

18' (Y/R) R. Shawcross

Video #49: "The Holidays"Edit

Competition: Championship

28 Nov 2011 Swindon Town 2 - 0 Queens Park Rangers

Bald John Green 19'

Bald John Green 22'

Video #50: Top 5 T.V. ShowsEdit

Competition: Championship

29 Nov 2011 Swindon Town 2 - 1 Nottingham Forest

Other John Green 28'

Bald John Green 48'

86' R. Earnshaw

Video #51: NarrationEdit

Competition: Championship

Notes: Winning this game took the Swoodilypoopers to to the top of the Championship.

30 Nov 2011 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Cardiff City

Other John Green 69'

Video #52: How To Break Up with Your BoyfriendEdit

Competition: Championship

Notes: Skill level was put back to professional.

1 Dec 2011 Swindon Town 3 - 1 Swansea City

Other John Green 30'

Other John Green 54'

Parry Parry 90'

48' C. van der Gun

Video #53: Frank Talk of the FutureEdit

Competition: Championship

5 Dec 2011 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Hull City

Other John Green 86'

Video #54: B SquadEdit

Competition: Championship

6 Dec 2011 Swindon Town 3 - 0 Scunthorpe United

Stone Cold Cteve Austin 32'

Voluptuous Péricard 43'

Bodin Bodin 52'

Video #55: NPower ChampionshipEdit

Competition: Championship

Notes: The Swoodilypoopers win the NPower Championship League Title.

7 Dec 2011 Swindon Town 2 - 1 Leeds United

Voluptuous Péricard 24'

Voluptuous Péricard 54'

(Y) The Red Power Granger 6'

11' R. Snodgrass

Video #56: FA Cup FinalEdit

Competition: F.A. Cup

Notes: The Swoodilypoopers win the F.A. Cup.

9 Dec 2011 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Chelsea

(Y) Other John Green 77'  


Gordon Taylor-Fletcher [X]

Voluptuous Péricard [X]

French de Lalalana [X]

Parry Parry [X]


Penalties



[X] F. Lampard

[X] F. Malouda

[X] Alex

[  ] N. Anelka

[  ] Y. Zhirkov

Season 2012-2013Edit

Played W L D GF GA
Friendly 0 0 0 0 0 0
League 30 6 12 12 21 27
Cup 8 7 1 0 9 3
Europe 13 3 1 9 7 5
Total 51 16 14 21 37 35


Video #57: Community ShieldEdit

Competition: Community Shield

Notes: The Swoodilypoopers win the Community Shield.

3 Jan 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 2 Chelsea

Bald John Green 17'

Other John Green 45'



Bald John Green [  ]

French de Lalalana [X]

Parry Parry [X]

Beef Stock [X]

N/A



Penalties

30' S. Kalou

60' D. Drogba

54' (Y) Alex


[X] F. Lampard

[  ] D. Drogba

[  ] F. Malouda

[  ] Alex


Video #58: HGTV & MeEdit

Competition: Premier League

Notes: First game in Premier League.

6 Jan 2012 Swindon Town 5 - 1 Wigan Athletic

Other John Green 10'

Other John Green 56'

Bald John Green 61'

Merrick Maric 65'

Bald John Green 90'

32' H. Rodallega

Video #59: Our Business PracticesEdit

Competition: Premier League

Notes: Skill level raise to World-Class

12 Jan 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 1 Stoke City

40' K. Jones

Video #60: TFIOSEdit

Competition: Premier League

17 Jan 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 1 Sunderland

34' A. Gyan

Video #61: Will I... Google AutofillEdit

Competition: Premier League

23 Jan 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 0 Derby County

Bald John Green 53'

Merrick Maric 90'

(Y) Ginger Rampage 42'

(Y) French de Lalalana 78'

Video #62: Will I... Google Autofill Part 2Edit

Competition: Euro League

25 Jan 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 CD Nacional

Video #63: TFIOS & Movie RightsEdit

Competition: Premier League

27 Jan 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Birmingham City

Video #64: Early Islamic HistoryEdit

Competition: Euro League

30 Jan 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 1 Sevilla FC

Other John Green 5'

(Y) Bald John Green 61'

(Y) Merrick Maric 90'

69' T. Guarente

Video #65: Becoming a WriterEdit

Competition: Premier League

1 Feb 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 West Ham United

Video #66: Ginger Rampage and Merrick MaricEdit

Competition: Premier League

6 Feb 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 2 Tottenham Hotspur

10' R. Pavlyuchenko

49' R. Keane

Video #67: Is Democracy Inherently Good?Edit

Competition: Euro League

7 Feb 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 0 Helsingborgs IF

Bald John Green 48'

Bald John Green 86'

33' (Y) E. Edman

Video #68: TFIOS & the Movies, Part 2Edit

Competition: League Cup

8 Feb 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 1 Barnsley

(Y) Other John Green 31'

50' A. Gray

Video #69: What's the point of...Google Autofill Part 1Edit

Competition: Premier League

9 Feb 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 2 Middlesbrough

Bald John Green 78'

Bald John Green 81'

18' S. McDonald

50' S. McDonald

Video #70: What's the Point of Google AutofillEdit

Competition: Euro League

13 Feb 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Sevilla FC

Bald John Green 10'

Video #71: Lerooooy WilliamsonEdit

Competition: Premier League

14 Feb 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 1 Manchester United

76' W. Rooney

Video #72: The FutureEdit

Competition: Premier League

16 Feb 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 2 Manchester City

Other John Green 69'

4' C. Tévez

67' C. Tévez

Video #73: Did The...Google AutofillEdit

Competition: Euro League

17 Feb 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Helsingborgs IF

Video #74: Did the...Google Autofill Part 2Edit

Competition: Premier League

20 Feb 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 1 Liverpool

Bald John Green 33'

(Y) Parry Parry 9'

(R) Voluptuous Péricard 90'

12' F. Torres

Video #75: Ugliness in FootballEdit

Competition: Premier League

21 Feb 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 1 Everton

Other John Green 70'

Other John Green 74'

84' T. Cahill

Video #76: Coaching the England National Football TeamEdit

Competition: Euro League

23 Feb 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 CD Nacional

78' (Y) Z. Tomašević

Video #77: Oscar Predictions 1Edit

Competition: Premier League

23 Feb 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 2 Bolton Wanderers

16' T. Cohen

79' K. Davies

71' (Y) L. Chung-Yong

Video #78: Super TuesdayEdit

Competition: F.A. Cup

6 March 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Barnsley

Other John Green 90'

Video #79: The Lord's Resistance ArmyEdit

Competition: Premier League

7 March 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Fulham

French de Lalalana 45'

(Y) Bald John Green 36'

Video #80: My Stolen CoolEdit

Competition: Premier League

8 March 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 1 Stoke City

Bald John Green 50'

Other John Green 85'

(R) One Size Fitz Hall 81'

83' K. Jones (PEN)

Video #81: Public John and Private JohnEdit

Competition: F.A. Cup

12 March 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Blackpool

Other John Green 61'

(Y) Bald John Green 65'

Video #82: Genius Is Next to InsanityEdit

Competition: Premier League

13 March 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Sunderland

Video #83: Silent But FriendlyEdit

Competition: F.A. Cup

14 March 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Peterborough United

Other John Green 66'

(Y) The Red Power Granger 59'

Video #84: YouTubers I LikeEdit

Competition: Premier League

Notes: John claimed that Bald John Green's goal was the greatest in the history of Swindon Town.

16 March 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 1 Birmingham City

Bald John Green 86'

45' J. McFadden

Video #85: John Green, AthleteEdit

Competition: Euro League

19 March 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Borussia Dortmund


Bald John Green [X]

Merrick Maric [X]

Other John Green  [  ]

Parry Parry [X]

Beef Stock [X]

Penalties


[X] N. Sahin

[X] T. Hajnal

[X] L. Barrios

[  ] N. Subotic

[  ] L. Piszczek

Video #86: The Early Days of YouTubeEdit

Competition: Premier League

21 March 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Tottenham Hotspur

Bald John Green (PEN) 45'

Video #87: Nice Stuff and TFIOSEdit

Competition: Premier League

22 March 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Newcastle United

Video #88: Healthy HabitsEdit

Competition: Euro League

23 March 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Zenit Saint Petersburg

(Y) Other John Green 30'

Video #89: My Favorite Video GamesEdit

Competition: Euro League

Notes: Because of the Away Goal rule, the Swoodilypoopers 'won' and moved on to the Quarter-Finals of the Euro League.

26 March 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 1 Zenit Saint Petersburg

One Size Fitz Hall 89'

8' A. Kerzhakov

Video #90: Movies I've SeenEdit

Competition: Premier League

27 March 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 1 Wigan Athletic

90' M. Figueroa

Video #91: Platypuses, Platypoads, and PlatypiEdit

Competition: F.A. Cup

28 March 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 0 Hull City

Leroy Williamson (PEN) 38'

Bald John Green 51'

(Y) One Size Fitz Hall 6'

Video #92: MandatesEdit

Competition: F.A. Cup

2 April 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Stoke City

Bald John Green 90'

Video #93: StanEdit

Competition: Euro League

3 April 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 1 Villarreal CF

Other John Green 9'

(Y) French de Lalalana

16' Nilmar

Video #94: The Hunger GamesEdit

Competition: Premier League

4 April 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 1 Liverpool

(Y) Parry Parry 86'

90' J. Cole

Video #95: Made Up Stories Can MatterEdit

Competition: Euro League

Notes: Because of the Away Goal rule, the Swoodilypoopers 'won' and moved on to the Semi-Finals of the Euro League.

5 April 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Villarreal CF

Video #96: How To Be BrokeEdit

Competition: Premier League

6 April 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 2 Everton

19' Mikel Arteta (PEN)

76' T. Cahill

Video #97: Fan FictionEdit

Competition: Premier League

9 April 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Derby County

Video #98: Technology of My YouthEdit

Competition: Premier League

10 April 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 1 Chelsea

Other John Green 90'

23' M. Essien

Video #99: My Pre-Yeti Love LifeEdit

Competition: Premier League

12 April 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Fulham

Video #100: YA Fiction and LoveEdit

Competition: Euro League

16 April 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 1 Fenerbahçe S.K.

8' S. Şentürk

Video #101: FootballEdit

Competition: Premier League

Notes: Fat Lucas played (briefly) as a forward for this match as all the other players were tired.

17 April 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 1 Bolton Wanderers

(Y) Beef Stock 75'

82' J. Elmander

Video #102: Daniel BissEdit

Competition: Euro League

Notes: The Swoodilypoopers exit the Euro League.

18 April 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 1 Fenerbahçe S.K.

One Size Fitz Hall 28'

(Y) French de Lalalana 43'

74' S. Şentürk

Video #103: A Show With Ze FrankEdit

Competition: Premier League

Notes: As all the Swoodilypooper's energy levels were in the red, Ricardo Bunsen Berna and Fat Lucas started in field and Cáceres started in goal to try and rest the other players.

19 April 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 1 Blackburn Rovers

90' W. Gargano

Video #104: Manchester CityEdit

Competition: Premier League

Notes: As all the Swoodilypooper's energy levels were in the red, Ricardo Bunsen Berna and Fat Lucas started in field and One Size Fitz Hall started in goal to try and rest the other players.

20 April 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 2 Aston Villa

(Y) Ginger Rampage 43'

62' J. Carew

65' J. Carew

Video #105: FA Cup FinalEdit

Competition: F.A. Cup

Notes: The Swoodilypoopers win the FA Cup for the second year in a row.

23 April 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Manchester City

Bald John Green 8'

Video #106: Self EsteemEdit

Competition: Premier League

24 April 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 2 Manchester United

Other John Green 33'

Bald John Green (PEN) 44'

36' W. Rooney

87' W. Rooney

Video #107: The FutureEdit

Competition: Premier League

Notes: The Swoodilypoopers end their first season in the Premier League, coming 16th.

25 April 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Arsenal

Season 2013-2014Edit

Played W L D GF GA
Friendly 0 0 0 0 0 0
League 36 17 2 17 37 17
Cup 11 8 1 2 15 4
Europe 14 6 2 6 12 6
Total 61 31 5 25 63 27

Video #108: Season 4Edit

Competition: Premier League

14 May 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Queens Park Rangers

Video #109: The John Green SchoolEdit

Competition: Premier League

15 May 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Newcastle United

Video #110: Twice as WeissEdit

Competition: League Cup

16 May 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Colchester United

Other John Green 90'

Video #111: What's the Point of Being Alive?Edit

Competition: Premier League

17 May 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Manchester City

Video #112: Why I Love LiverpoolEdit

Competition: Premier League

18 May 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Liverpool

Video #113: Trouble in ParadiseEdit

Competition: Euro League

21 May 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 1 Beşiktaş JK

45' F. Hološko

Video #114: Fight!Edit

Competition: League Cup

22 May 2012 Swindon Town 3 - 0 Huddersfield Town

Bald John Green 35'

Merrick Maric 39'

Bald John Green 69'

(Y) Other John Green 47'

Video #115: My Earliest WritingsEdit

Competition: Premier League

23 May 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Chelsea

(Y) D. McGoldrilocks 45'

Video #116: What I Wrote in CollegeEdit

Competition: Euro League

25 May 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 0 Slavia Praha

Stone Cold Cteve Austin 45'

Other John Green 71'

Video #117: Writing After CollegeEdit

Competition: Premier League

Notes: Other John Green's 100th Game for the Swoodilypoopers.

24 May 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Bolton Wanderers

Other John Green 10'

Video #118: Henry and WillieEdit

Competition: Premier League

28 May 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Blackburn Rovers

(Y) D. Motherflippin Fox 71'

Video #119: My Role as a Role ModelEdit

Competition: Euro League

Notes: Other John Green is injured.

29 May 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 KAA Gent

One Size Fitz Hall 35'

Video #120: How To Ask Someone on a DateEdit

Competition: League Cup

30 May 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 0 Blackpool

Bald John Green 62'

Twice as Weiss 76'

(Y) Escargot 29'

Video #121: How To Be Friends After a BreakupEdit

Competition: Premier League

Notes: Twice as Weiss is injured.

30 May 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 1 Arsenal

D. McGoldrilocks 6'

12' R. van Persie

74' (Y) Pepe

Video #122: The History of My BreakupsEdit

Competition: Euro League

1 June 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Slavia Praha

Other John Green 25'

Video #123: Of Publicity and PefectionEdit

Competition: Premier League

5 June 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Stoke City

Video #124: Life After CollegeEdit

Competition: Premier League

5 June 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Fulham

Bald John Green 30'

Video #125: TFIOS Original EndingEdit

Competition: Euro League

6 June 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 1 KAA Gent

Boots Welinton 43'

(Y) P. Parry 72'

30' T. Smolders

Video #126: Homosexuality and Prejudice in FootballEdit

Competition: Premier League

Notes: Bald John Green's 100th game for the Swoodilypoopers.

8 June 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Manchester United

(Y) Kevin Tina Fahey 67'

(Y) Bald John Green 88'

Video #127: The Euro LeagueEdit

Competition: Euro League

11 June 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 1 Beşiktaş JK

42' F. Hološko

Video #128: Euro 2012 Part 2Edit

Competition: Premier League

12 June 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 West Bromwich Albion

Bald John Green 90'

Video #129: Henry GreenEdit

Competition: Premier League

Notes: Fat Lucas was substituted in. This was the suggestion of Henry Green.

13 June 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 1 Wolverhampton Wanderers

Bald John Green 34'

Other John Green 55'

(Y) D. Motherflippin Fox 58'

60' D. Jones (PEN)

Video #130: Worst Case ScenarioEdit

Competition: Premier League

14 June 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 0 Sunderland

Bald John Green 24'

Other John Green 56'

Video #131: Beautiful and Less BeautifulEdit

Competition: League Cup

15 June 2012 Swindon Town 3 - 2 Swansea City

Other John Green 45'

Bald John Green 53'

Ginger Rampage 105'

30' S. Dobbie

84' F. Bodde

Video #132: A Hunk, a Hunk of Berna LoveEdit

Competition: Premier League

18 June 2012 Swindon Town 3 - 1 West Ham United

Bald John Green 12'

Bald John Green 24'

D. McGoldrilocks 90'

90' P. Barrera

Video #133: Question TuesdayEdit

Competition: Premier League

19 June 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Tottenham Hotspur

Bald John Green 87'

Note: Episode 134 was an update episode: League Tables

Video #135: Where Should You Go to College?Edit

Competition: Premier League

21 June 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 1 Blackburn Rovers

Bald John Green 90'

28' B. Mwaruwari

Video #136: The Future of PublishingEdit

Competition: League Cup

25 June 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Fulham

Video #137: The Future of Publishing, Part 2Edit

Competition: F.A. Cup

Notes: Other John Green is seriously injured.

26 June 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 1 Barnsley

Bald John Green 6'

Boots Welinton 37'

(Y) Kevin Tina Fahey 64'

(Y) Leroy Williamson 84'

66' J. Morales Neumann

Video #138: Bald & Other John GreenEdit

Competition: League Cup

9 July 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 0 Fulham

D. McGoldrilocks 105'

Bald John Green 110'

Video #139: Google Autofill - Can I...?Edit

Competition: F.A. Cup

Notes: The highest number of own goals scored in favour of the Swoodilypoopers in one match.

10 July 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 0 Blackpool

R. Edwards (OG) 37'

S. Crainey (OG) 45'

Video #140: Google Autofill - Can I...Part 2Edit

Competition: Premier League

Notes: D. McGoldrilocks picked up a minor injury.

11 July 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Stoke City

D. McGoldrilocks 45'

Video #141: Conventions and ConferencesEdit

Competition: Premier League

12 July 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Sunderland

Bald John Green 3'

Video #142: Our Economic FuturesEdit

Competition: F.A. Cup

Notes: Cteve Austin picks up an injury.

13 July 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Peterborough United

45' (Y) G. Zakuani

Video #143: How to Do Difficult ThingsEdit

Competition: F.A. Cup.

Notes: One Size Fitz Hall's 100th game for the Swoodilypoopers. The Swoodilypooper crash out of the F.A. Cup

16 July 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 1 Peterborough United

45' G. Boyd

Video #144: Google Autofill - Is It OK To...?Edit

Competition: Premier League

17 July 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 0 Wolverhampton Wanderers

Bald John Green 32'

D. McGoldrilocks 53'

Video #145: Google Autofill - Is It OK To...? PART 2Edit

Competition: Euro League

21 July 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 1 FC Porto

Stone Cold Cteve Austin 42'

Twice as Weiss 57'

90' Falcao

Video #146: Question TuesdayEdit

Competition: Euro League

Notes: The Swoodilypoopers win on goal differential, so they proceed to the round of 16.

23 July 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 FC Porto

(Y) Escargot 88'

Video #147: Carling Cup FinalEdit

Competition: League Cup

Notes: Other John Green returns after his injury. The Swoodilypoopers win the League Cup by beating hated rivals Manchester United. The Swoodilypoopers first victory over Manchester United.

25 July 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Manchester United

(Y) D. McGoldrilocks 35'


Bald John Green [X]

Other John Green [X]

Cáceres  [X]

Leroy Williamson [X]

Penalties



[  ] W. Rooney

[X] R. Giggs

[X] M. Carrick

[  ] Nani

Video #148: Fifty Shades of GreyEdit

Competition: Premier League

Notes: The Swoodilypoopers undefeated stretch in the league is over.

26 July 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 1 West Bromwich Albion

18' S. Tchoyi

Video #149: Government Regulation?Edit

Competition: Premier League

Notes: French de Lalalana picks up a minor injury. It was also his 100th game for the Swoodilypoopers.

27 July 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Birmingham City

Other John Green 29'

Video #150: Time TravelEdit

Competition: Euro League

28 July 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Lokomotiv Moscow

Video #151: Likable CharactersEdit

Competition: Premier League

29 July 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Everton

Video #152: The OlympicsEdit

Competition: Euro League

Notes: The Swoodilypoopers move on to the Quarter-Finals.

4 Aug 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Lokomotiv Moscow

Other John Green 28'

Video #153: Writing a College EssayEdit

Competition: Premier League

Notes: Leroy Williamson's 100th game for the Swoodilypoopers.

6 Aug 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 0 West Ham United

Other John Green 45'

Bald John Green 64'

Video #154: Why I Like ArtEdit

Competition: Premier League

7 Aug 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 1 Fulham

Bald John Green 10'

20' J. Greening

Video #155: How to Argue (and Not Argue)Edit

Competition: Premier League

8 Aug 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 1 Tottenham Hotspur

Other John Green 45'

90' A. Lennon

Video #156: Conjoined TwinsEdit

Competition: Premier League

10 Aug 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 3 Arsenal

Bald John Green 51'

Other John Green 86'

(R) Ginger Rampage 34'

10' N. Bendtner

35' S. Nasri (PEN)

90' Denilson (PEN)

Video #157: Character DevelopmentEdit

Competition: Premier League

13 Aug 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 1 Queens Park Rangers

Bald John Green 23'

72' A. Buzsáky

Video #158: Swoodilypooper SongsEdit

Competition: Euro League

15 Aug 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 1 Sevilla FC

Other John Green 7'

75' T. Guarente

Video #159: PlagiarismEdit

Competition: Premier League

Notes: Ricardo Bunsen Berna's 100th game for the Swoodilypoopers.

17 Aug 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 1 Newcastle United

D. McGolrilocks 3'

60' A. Carroll

Video #160: Soccer PredictionsEdit

Competition: Euro League

Notes: The Swoodilypoopers move onto the Semi-finals of the euro league.

20 Aug 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 0 Sevilla FC

Other John Green 25'

Other John Green 45'

65' (Y) Rafa

Video #161: Manchester UnitedEdit

Competition: Premier League

24 Aug 2012 Swindon Town 3 - 2 Manchester United

Bald John Green 6'

Other John Green 9'

D. McGoldrilocks 89'

3' Nani

90' Nani

Video #162: Heroism in Video GamesEdit

Competition: Premier League

29 Aug 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 1 Manchester City

Other John Green 18'

28' J. Milner

Video #163: How to ArgueEdit

Competition: Premier League

31 Aug 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Chelsea

Video #164: Alaska's NameEdit

Competition: Euro League

3 Sept 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Atlético Madrid

Video #165: AnxietyEdit

Competition: Premier League

5 Sept 2012 Swindon Town 3 - 2 Liverpool

Bald John Green 10'

D. McGoldrilocks 24'

D. McGoldrilocks 27'

21' A. Aquilani

37' F. Torres

Video #166: Swiss Family Robinson TreehouseEdit

Competition: Euro League

Notes: The Swoodilypoopers are knocked out of the Euro League because of the away goals rule.

7 Sept 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 1 Atlético Madrid

Ginger Rampage 23'

42' D. Forlan (PEN)

Video #167: Drug Use and Brain DevelopmentEdit

Competition: Premier League

17 Sept 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Everton

Other John Green 61'

Video #168: Aston VillaEdit

Competition: Premier League

19 Sept 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Aston Villa

D. McGoldrilocks 88'

45' (Y) G. Johnson

Video #169: BoltonEdit

Competition: Premier League

Notes: The Swoodilypoopers finish fifth in the Premier League.

21 Sept 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 0 Bolton Wanderers

Other John Green 71'

Other John Green 90'

24' (Y) G. Steinsson

Season 2014-2015Edit

Played W L D GF GA
Friendly 0 0 0 0 0 0
League 30 19 1 10 40 14
Cup 12 10 0 2 20 5
Europe 6 3 1 2 9 7
Total 48 32 2 14 69 26

Video #170: Season 5Edit

Competition: Premier League

24 Sept 2012 Swindon Town 3 - 0 Burnley

Other John Green 9'

Bald John Green 37'

Bald John Green 49'

Video #171: Is It Wrong To...Google Autofill Part 1Edit

Competition: Premier League

26 Sept 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Fulham

Bald John Green 71'

Video #172: Is It Wrong To...Google Autofill Part 2Edit

Competition: Premier League

28 Sept 2012 Swindon Town 4 - 0 Wolverhampton Wanderers

S. Holden Goalfield 3'

French de Lalalana 15'

Bald John Green 41'

Other John Green 64'

Video #173: Is It Wrong To...Google Autofill Part 3Edit

Competition: League Cup

1 Oct 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Colchester United

D. McGoldrilocks 120'

Video #174: NihilismEdit

Competition: Premier League

3 Oct 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 0 West Bromwich Albion

Bald John Green 42'

Basanta Claus 75'

Video #175: New PlayersEdit

Competition: Premier League

5 Oct 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 1 Newcastle United

Other John Green 82'

29' C. Tioté

Video #176: Most Embarrassing MomentsEdit

Competition: Premier League

8 Oct 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 2 Manchester City

Bald John Green 45'

Other John Green 83'

77' G. Barry

90. David Silva

67' (Y) G. Barry

Video #177: Recommended ReadingEdit

Competition: Premier League

Notes: Other John Green scores his 100th goal for the Swoodilypoopers.

10 Oct 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Liverpool

Other John Green 67'

Video #178: Long Distance RelationshipsEdit

Competition: Euro League

12 Oct 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 2 Viktoria Plzeň

D. McGoldrilocks 36'

Jesus Ángel 90'

18' T. Rada

26' D. Střihavka

Video #179: Why Does John Green...Google AutofillEdit

Competition: Premier League

15 Oct 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 1 Birmingham City

Bald John Green 27'

25' S. Larsson

Video #180: Why Do Nerds...Google AutofillEdit

Competition: Euro League

17 Oct 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 SC Braga

Jesus Ángel 83'

Video #181: Why Do People on Tumblr...Google AutofillEdit

Competition: Premier League

19 Oct 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 1 Bolton Wanderers

Other John Green 11'

7' K. Davies

Video #182: Learning a Foreign LanguageEdit

Competition: League Cup

22 Oct 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 0 Scunthorpe United

Leroy Williamson 10'

D. McGoldrilocks 66'

Video #183: Team Update (Part 1)Edit

Competition: Premier League

Notes: Merrick Maric's 100th game for the Swoodilypoopers.

26 Oct 2012 Swindon Town 3 - 1 Aston Villa

Bald John Green 19'

Bald John Green 45'

Other John Green 45'

31' S. Petrov

66' (Y) A. Young

Video #184: Team Update (Part 2)Edit

Competition: Premier League

Notes: Fat Lucas comes out of retirement to become the Swoodilypoopers starting keeper.

29 Oct 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 1 Arsenal

Bald John Green 8'

43' T. Walcott

Video #185: FanfictionEdit

Competition: Premier League

31 Oct 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 0 Wigan Athletic

Other John Green 42'

Other John Green 49'

Video #186: Middle East Peace CrisisEdit

Competition: Premier League

2 Nov 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 0 Sunderland

Bald John Green 31'

Bald John Green 63'

(Y) Bald John Green 10'

Video #187: Vote!Edit

Competition: League Cup

5 Nov 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 1 Aston Villa

Bald John Green 50'

Leroy Williamson (PEN) 63'

11' J. Carew

Video #188: NaNoWriMoEdit

Competition: League Cup

7 Nov 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Aston Villa

Other John Green 55'

Video #189: True LoveEdit

Competition: F.A. Cup

9 Nov 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Wigan Athletic

Video #190: FictionalityEdit

Competition: F.A. Cup

12 Nov 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 1 Wigan Athletic

Other John Green 99'

Other John Green 113'

(Y) Other John Green 70'

105' Jordi Gómez

Video #191: Basanta Claus and ZapataEdit

Competition: Premier League

Notes: The goal was technically an own goal, but was credited to Other John Green.

14 Nov 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 West Ham United

Other John Green 49'

Video #192: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez BreakupEdit

Competition: Premier League

16 Nov 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Manchester United

Video #193: Crash Course Part 1Edit

Competition: F.A. Cup

Notes: Kevin Tina Fahey's 100th game for the Swoodilypoopers

19 Nov 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 2 Newcastle United

Bald John Green 85'

Bald John Green 89'

31' C. Tioté

66' K. Nolan

Video #194: Crash Course Part 2Edit

Competition: F.A. Cup

21 Nov 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Newcastle United

D. McGoldrilocks 13'

Video #195: FandomEdit

Competition: Premier League

23 Nov 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Newcastle United

D. McGoldrilocks 6'

Video #196: HeartbreakEdit

Competition: Euro League

26 Nov 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 1 Fenerbahçe S.K.

Other John Green 90'

73' Kâzim Kâzim

64' (Y) D. Lugano

Video #197: Character CreationEdit

Competition: Premier League

26 Nov 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Middlesborough

Other John Green 77'

Video #198: YouTubers and ViewersEdit

Competition: Euro League

3 Dec 2012 Swindon Town 3 - 1 Fenerbahçe S.K.

S. Holden Goalfield 24'

Other John Green 43'

Other John Green 89'

(Y) Merrick Maric 47'

90' S. Şentürk

Video #199: Rivalry with Manchester UnitedEdit

Competition: League Cup

Notes: The Swoodilypoopers win the League Cup for the second year in a row by beating hated rivals Manchester United.

7 Dec 2012 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Manchester United

Other John Green 120'

Video #200: History and Future of the SwoodilypoopersEdit

Competition: Premier League

10 Dec 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Manchester City

(R) Other John Green 18'

(Y) Leroy Williamson 78'

Video #201: Ships and OTPsEdit

Competition: Euro League

14 Dec 2012 Swindon Town 2 - 1 Valencia CF

Bald John Green 38'

Jesus Ángel 83'

(Y) Merrick Maric 17'

56' S. Feghouli

Video #202: Project for AwesomeEdit

Competition: Premier League

19 Dec 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 2 Liverpool

(Y) Bald John Green 45'

34' Lucas

45' F. Torres

Video #203: HenryEdit

Competition: Euro League

Notes: French de Lalalana picks up a minor injury. The Swoodilypoopers are knocked out of the Euro League.

21 Dec 2012 Swindon Town 0 - 2 Valencia CF

71' Manuel Fernandes

86' S. Feghouli

Video #204: One DirectionEdit

Competition: Premier League

4 Jan 2013 Swindon Town 2 - 1 Chelsea

Bald John Green 15'

S. Holden Goalfield 85'

19' Y. Zhirkov

Video #205: Time ManagementEdit

Competition: F.A. Cup

Notes: D. McGoldrilocks scores a hat-trick. The Swoodilypoopers move on to the semi-finals of the F.A. Cup.

7 Jan 2013 Swindon Town 4 - 1 Tottenham Hotspur

Kevin Tina Fahey 33'

D. McGoldrilocks 38'

D. McGoldrilocks 65'

D. McGoldrilocks 72'

42' R. Pavlyuchanko

Video #206: Winning the Printz AwardEdit

Competition: F.A. Cup

Notes: The Swoodilypoopers move on to finals of the F.A. Cup.

9 Jan 2013 Swindon Town 2 - 0 Birmingham City

D. McGoldrilocks 45'

D. McGoldrilocks 64'

Video #207: CriticsEdit

Competition: Premier League

11 Jan 2013 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Tottenham Hotspur

Bald John Green 26'

Video #208: Why Am I...Google Autofill Part 1Edit

Competition: Premier League

16 Jan 2013 Swindon Town 2 - 1 Aston Villa

Basanta Claus 49'

Bald John Green 76'

85' N. Delfouneso

Video #209: Why Am I...Google Autofill Part 2Edit

Competition: Premier League

21 Jan 2013 Swindon Town 2 - 1 Bolton Wanderers

D. McGolrilocks 22'

French de Lalalana 60'

70' F. Ehret

Video #210: Why Am I...Google Autofill Part 3Edit

Competition: Premier League

23 Jan 2013 Swindon Town 2 - 2 Arsenal

Other John Green 23'

Other John Green 78'

(Y) Made of Wynne 59'

42' F. Fabregas

59' S. Nasri (PEN)

Video #211: Honey Boo BooEdit

Competition: Premier League

28 Jan 2013 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Wolverhampton Wanderers

Other John Green 28'

Video #212: Taylor Swift's Ex-BoyfriendsEdit

Competition: Premier League

30 Jan 2013 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Wigan Athletic

Bald John Green 37'

Video #213: Teen WolfEdit

Competition: Premier League

Note: Escargot's 100th game for the Swoodilypoopers

4 Feb 2013 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Burnley

D. McGoldrilocks 90'

Video #214: Series FinalesEdit

Competition: Premier League

Note: Bald John Green is seriously injured.

11 Feb 2013 Swindon Town 1 - 0 Fulham

D. McGoldrilocks 71'

Video #215: FA CupEdit

Competition: F.A. Cup

Note: The Swoodilypoopers win the F.A. Cup.

13 Feb 2013 Swindon Town 2 - 0 Chelsea

D. McGoldrilocks 35'

Other John Green 48'

Video #216: Winning and LosingEdit

Competition: Premier League

18 Feb 2013 Swindon Town 0 - 0 Everton

Video #217: Beginnings and EndingsEdit

Competition: Premier League

Notes: The Swoodilypoopers win the Premier League

20 Feb 2013 Swindon Town 0 - 0 West Bromwich Albion

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