These are the songs of the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers from Swoodilypoopers Strike Back.
Other John Green[]
He's big, He's tough,
He has a brilliant puff,
Other John Green, Other John Green.
Bald John Green[]
He's Big, He's Brash
He's got a nice Moustache
Bald John Green, Bald John Green.
or
Bald John Green, John Green,
He gives it all for the team,
Upon his moustache we're keen,
Bald John Green, John Green.
John Greens[]
John Greens, John Greens,
Bald and Other John Greens,
They're the best forwards that Swindon Town has ever seen.
or
John Greens, John Greens,
Bald and Other John Greens,
They love each other and they love our team.
Leroy Williamson[]
Leroy Williamson, scores occasionally.
Leroy Williamson he scores occasionally.
(He doesn't always score)
Leroy Williamson, scores occasionally.
Leroy Williamson he scores occasionally.
(Also true in his personal life)
Mionel Richie[]
Hello, is it a goal you're looking for?
Bob[]
We call him Bob,
We call him Bob,
He's Väyrynen (garbled)
But we call him Bob.
Andy Rooney[]
Andy Rooney, Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney has a soul.
Merrick Maric[]
(42 seconds of silence)
Bostock[]
He scores when he wants,
He scores when he wants,
Mr Bostock
He scores when he wants.
Wesley Crusher Foderingham[]
He scores when he wants,
He scores when he wants,
Ensign Wesley Crusher Foderingham,
He scores when he wants.
Ginger Rampage[]
Ginger Rampage, Ginger Rampage,
Ginger Rampage has a soul.