Player stats from the Swoodilypoopers Strike Back Series.
| Name | Known As | Position |
Episode |
Starts | Subs | Total | Goals |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| J. Green | Other John Green | FWD | 1-80 | 62 | 9 | 71 | 54 |
| L. Williamson | Leroy Williamson | MID | 1-80 | 43 | 21 | 64 | 21 |
| J. Green | Bald John Green | FWD | 1-35 | 29 | 0 | 29 | 15 |
| A. Rooney | Andy Rooney | FWD | 1-80 | 22 | 14 | 36 | 8 |
| J. Bostock | Bostock | MID | 1-60 | 37 | 8 | 45 | 5 |
| A. Wordsworth | Wordsworth | MID | 36-76 | 19 | 5 | 24 | 5 |
| M. Maric | Merrick Maric | MID | 19-80 | 37 | 9 | 46 | 4 |
| M. Väyrynen | Bob | MID | 1-80 | 38 | 11 | 49 | 3 |
| M. Ritchie | Mionel Richie | MID | 1-80 | 54 | 5 | 59 | 2 |
| W. Foderingham | Wesley Crusher Foderingham | GK | 1-80 | 76 | 0 | 76 | 1 |
| P. Ramage | Ginger Rampage | DEF | 36-80 | 21 | 3 | 24 | 1 |
| F. Hall | One Size Fitz Hall | DEF | 19-77 | 18 | 3 | 21 | 1 |
| J. Collins | James Collins | FWD | 19-80 | 12 | 4 | 16 | 1 |
| P. Masenamela | He who shall not be named | DEF | 1-80 | 66 | 2 | 68 | 0 |
| P. McShane | Ginger McShane | DEF | 7-80 | 57 | 0 | 57 | 0 |
| I. Bandalovski | Dave Matthews Bandalovski | DEF | 7-80 | 52 | 0 | 52 | 0 |
| G. Roberts | Fireball Wilson Groberts | MID | 1-80 | 45 | 7 | 52 | 0 |
| A. Judge | A Judge | MID | 36-80 | 35 | 1 | 36 | 0 |
| V. Lima Silva e Silva | Silva e Silva e Silva e Silva | DEF | 36-80 | 23 | 0 | 23 | 0 |
| G. Coke | Gerry Coke | MID | 1-59 | 13 | 7 | 20 | 0 |
| T. Archibald-Henville | Archibald-Henville | DEF | 12-35 | 16 | 0 | 16 | 0 |
| P. Caddis | Caddis | DEF | 41-80 | 13 | 0 | 13 | 0 |
| C. Stuff | Stuff | DEF | 1-15 | 9 | 1 | 10 | 0 |
| C. Smith | Ginger Smith | DEF | 9-79 | 8 | 0 | 8 | 0 |
| A. Dawson | Awesome Dawson | DEF | 39-79 | 7 | 1 | 8 | 0 |
| A. McCormack | Cormac McCarthy | DEF | 1-77 | 7 | 0 | 7 | 0 |
| A. Flint | Flint | DEF | 1-17 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 0 |
| J. McEveley | Machiavelli | DEF | 1-27 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 0 |
| L. Cox | Cox | MID | 62-80 | 4 | 2 | 6 | 0 |
| F. Bessone | Bassoon | DEF | 3-27 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 0 |
| S. Ferry | Shepard Ferry | MID | 13-35 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 0 |
| D. Ward | D. Ward | DEF | 3-24 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 0 |
| T. Miller | Miller | MID | 1-20 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| L. Bedwell | Lovegood Bedwell | GK | 1-65 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
| M. Bean | Mr Bean | MID | 44-80 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
| N. Thompson | Thompson | DEF | 1-2 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| A. Navarro | Navarro | MID | 77 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| O. Risser | Risser | MID | 75-79 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
Note: Episode includes the player being seen in the substitutes menu, even if they didn't play that match.